Funny SMS

Funny sms - Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find

bottles of chilled red wine...

happily they drink and left

next day headline

~ Braking News ~

"Blood Bank Robbed"

God made us body parts for a reason.

Eyes: to look at you Love Quotes for Him

Hands: to pray for you

Mind: to remember you

Heart: to miss you

and…

Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

But I can’t send you all of them,

It will take a lot of time, Sweet Love Quotes

So I’m sending you just 1 joke

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“You are so beautiful”

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!

Saint: I don't have. Short love quotes

TT: Where do you want to go?

Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!

TT: Come, lets go!

Saint: Where?

TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position... i love you quotes

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth Life Quotes and Sayings