Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Funny love quotes


Funny love quotes - In literature as in love we are astonished at what is chosen by others. Andre Maurois

Love at first sight is cured by the second look. American proverb

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. Albert Einstein

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. Albert Einstein Marriage Quotes

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen.---Unknown

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman! ----Maryon Pearson

Love is loving what your lover loves. ---Unknown Myspace Love Quotes

I trip every time I see you or hear your name. I guess I really did fall for you.

Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can see it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.

Love will keep us warm. Short friendship quotes

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down. ----Woody Allen

"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere." Best Friend Quotes

"Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway."

"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia--to mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess."

"We are an arrogant species, full of terrible potential, but we also have a great capacity for love, friendship, generosity, kindness, faith, hope, and joy."

"When I write love songs, people think they're really soppy -- but I see love as a consolation for the boredom of life." Funny love messages

"A cat does not want all the world to love her -- only those she has chosen to love."

"Love is like a Rhino, short-sighted, but always willing to find a way."

A man who is honest with himself wants a woman to be soft and feminine, careful of what she's saying and talk like a man. Ann-Margret

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