Funny Humorous Quotes - Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Woody Allen
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Woody Allen
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
Woody Allen
"Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealing with men."
Joseph Conrad Love Poem
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~Elayne Boosler
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. ~George Ade
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. ~William Castle Sweet Love Messages
If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me. ~Song title by Jimmy Buffet
Man was predestined to have free will. ~Hal Lee Luyah
Murphy was an optimist. ~O'Toole's Commentary
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. ~Nicholas Chamfort Sweet Love Quotes
The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. ~Robert Graves
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Einstein
"The most incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is comprehensible."
Einstein Short love quotes
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