Sunday, March 4, 2012

funny quotes about life


Funny quotes about life - Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Someday life will all make perfect sense, so laugh through the confusion smile through the tears, and keep reminding yourself everything happens for a reason. Wise Words ( Mario Teguh )

There are many paths you take in life. Some you can choose, some are chosen for you.

Live each moment as if it were your last, for the next could be.

There are many paths you take in life. Some you can choose, some are chosen for you.

There is no fate, yes you’re dealt the cards but it’s up to you how you play your hand.

Free urself from negative energy and focus more on those that encourage, strengthen and make u happy! Wise Words (Master Shih Cheng Yen)

If life is the best teacher then don’t be surprised if you have to pay school fees sometimes.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. Words of love

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Today's Wise Words

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Love Sms

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